Baba: What you wearing?
Me: Jeans and a jumper – it’s cold you know!
Baba: No… what are you WEARING?
Me: *realisation dawning as to what he’s asking me* Oh……… *describes very unflattering unmatching underwear*
Baba: Oh yeah, you’re not sleeping with anybody else if your underwear isn’t matching!
Me: Hahahahahahaha. You know me so well! 🙂